Posts Tagged ‘bitching’

Gangue Thoughts 07

{ October 30, 2008 @ 11:28 pm } · { kagagahang taglay, ranting or raving }
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Short conversation with a guy whose name sounded like a car brand (and noh, it is not Toyota…)

Scenario: Last night I attended an informal gathering wherein one of the expats here in our workplace is about to leave the company. They planned a sort of farewell party to him, in which all are invited. While I was in the line of getting some food, this guy had approached me.

Carboy: Ate, hindi ka ba nahihiya, party itong pinuntahan mo (while giving me a look from head to toe)

(I looked at what I am wearing. Casual shorts, Ipanema slippers, brown shirt, hair combed in place)

Nephrite: So? Teka anong masama sa suot ko? At least ako, umuwi muna, naligo at bumalik dito. E ikaw?

(Pinagpatuloy ko na lang ang pagkuha ng PUTAnesca at LECH(E)on

Bitchy moments can sometimes be a good appetizer don’t you think?!

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Latest Updates:

Confirm na.

Nanenok/nawala talaga yung cellphone ko.

Hay… kagagahan taglay talaga Nephrite.

Paano na yung mga scandals mo dun? Dami mo pa namang….

May mga SOT pa dun.

At mga sikretong kapag nabunyag e makakasira ng reputasyon mo (kung meron ka pa nga ba nun)

Hay….

Gudlak sa yo ineng…

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{ October 26, 2008 @ 11:32 pm } · { bored out of my wits, kagagahang taglay, lafftrip moments }
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An Open Letter to a Boss

{ September 29, 2008 @ 5:33 am } · { office, ranting or raving }
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DISCLAIMER: Hindi akin to. Pinopost ko lang kasi natutuwa ako. Galing ito sa uber galing na kapatid ko. Buti na lang kahit strikto ang boss ko, e hindi siya kupal katulad ng pasaway na boss ng kapatid ko.
Iniwasan pong banggitin ang pangalan ng boss upang hindi mapag-initan ang taong sumulat nito.
Yun na.

Dear Boss,

Tinatamad po akong gawin yung report na sabi nyo na dapat kong i-submit nung Friday pa. Bukas na lang po since bukas pa naman kayo papasok.

Gusto ko lang din ipaalam sa inyo na di ako ang nagdesign ng ID. Ibig sabihin di rin ako ang gumawa nun. Kaya wag nyo po ipa-edit sa akin yung mga yun. Hinayaan nyo kasing magresigned yung isa e di pa pala nya natatapos lahat ng dapat nyang gawin.

Nahihirapan po akong gamitin yung company cellphone natin. Sun kasi. Alam nyo naman na makulimlim these days, lagi tuloy walang signal. Sinabi ko rin po sa inyo noon na ang pinakaayaw kong gawain e magtawag ng aplikante. Lalo kung mag-aacrobatic pa ako para lang magkarinigan kami.

Wag nyo na po akong punahin kapag nakikita nyo akong nagwa-ym. Nakikita ko rin na ginagawa nyo yun. Mas marami pa nga kayong window na nakabukas.

HR po ako dito hindi IT. I know I told you before na mahilig ako sa computer at mabilis ang pick up ko. Pero sana kapag tinuturo ko sa nyo kung paano magshare ng printer, paano ayusin yung avatar nyo sa ym at pag sinabi ko na wag nyong baguhin yung IP address e nakikinig kayo.

Pumapasok ako ng naka-Ipanema at binabaon ko ang sandals/shoes ko dahil mahirap na nakahigh heels lalo kung nag-eMRT ka tapos lalakarin mo ang kahabaan ng Shaw Blvd. Wag kayong mag-alala, mas mahal yung tsinelas ko dyan sa pinagmamalaki nyong sapatos sa akin.

Sana wala tayong pakialaman about earrings since madalas naman e naka-studs or pearls akong pumapasok. So wag nyo ng pag-initan ang big earrings ko pag sinusuot ko sya. Di naman kayo pinapakialaman nun. Let me tell you, di ako nabibigatan.

Sobrang aga ko pumapasok dahil gusto ko makauwi ng tama sa oras. Di ako nagbo-volunteer mag-OT dahil wala naman gagawin na di puedeng ipagpaliban para sa kinabukasan. Wala akong nararamdamang guilt na umuuwi kayo ng 11pm. Choice nyo yun. Di kayo tinutukan ng baril para mag-OT.
Wag kayong mainggit kung may social life ako. Bata pa ako. Natural lang yun.

Promise yung report na hinihingi nyo nasa email nyo na first thing in the morning. So relax. Breathe.

Nagmamaganda,

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YM Stat Wars

{ September 25, 2008 @ 7:31 am } · { rants on YM Stats }
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Opponents: Manbitch who I refused to categorized as gay (the verb, not the noun) aka MBG vs Nephrite (darker side of Jadeite)

First  Round:

MBG: I will be your greatest loss ever! [as a friend] I have them and you have nothing…do you realized that? I believe now that you are NOTHING!
Nephrite: Who says I want to be associated with someone like you? Me nothing? I rather be nothing than just a matter that can be categorized as waste.

Second Round:

MBG: Did you just realized what have you done? You have just unearth the dragon that has the capability of destroying.
Nephrite: Energy is neither cannot be created nor destroyed. Well, so am I.

Third Round:

Nephrite: A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind. You just use ate too many biting words.
MBG: Using your heart doesn’t mean you’re unintelligent/dull/stupid…look at yourself before you look at me..duh!
Nephrite: Who says I am looking at you? I refused to subject my eyes to something so ghastly.

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Hay, sabi naman kasi, Sarcasm is just one more service I offer e.

Imbyerna Queen

{ September 22, 2008 @ 3:12 am } · { office, rants on YM Stats }
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To the bitch who keeps on using the YM stat to deliver her bad english rant lines,

I just love when I know that I got you riled up and see your rants posted in your YM stat.

It really makes my day  a little special.

Got you good huh?

And honey, it really cracks me up whenever I saw your bad english lines. Maybe you should post your sarcasms to do this site. I know they would welcome it. [insert winking smiley here]

I know, I know, I am no grammar police, and I won’t be saying I am better than you, but at least I know I am not stupid enough to broadcast to the YM world and my contacts how bad I am in sentence construction.

And you know what? Instead of me getting all fired up with your innuendos and side comments, I have to closed my mouth and try to breathe normally as possible and not to laugh so much because of those so-called “witty comments”.

One phrase honey.

Lost in Translation.

Hahahahahaha

from the bitch who you always tell everyone, “she sucks”. (Yeah, I am soooooo good at it.) *wink, wink*